The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain
When an English cartographer arrives in Wales to tell the residents of the Welsh village of Ffynnon Garw that their ‘mountain’ is only a hill, the offended community sets out to remedy the situation.
The Lieutenant Wore Skirts
A middle-aged ex-serviceman who plans to re-enlist is shocked to learn that not only did he fail his medical exam, his wife has enlisted – and is really making the…
Eat and Run
A humanoid alien lands on earth, and soon discovers he likes to eat Italian. Italian people, that is. Incompetent detective McSorely is the only one with a clue about what’s…
Double Trouble
Two beefed-up twins operating on opposing sides of the law, team up to stop a nefarious crook in this actioner. Peter Jade is a notoriously arrogant burglar who ends up…
Creepshow
Five grisly tales from a 1950s-style comic, including a murdered father rising from beyond, a bizarre meteor, a vengeful husband, a mysterious crate’s occupant, and a plague of cockroaches.
Singles
Abandoned by his wife, Bernard struggles to overcome his grief and settles in a residence for singles. Employed by “SOS Doctors”, he provides night guards to occupy his insomnia. That’s…
Aloha Summer
It’s the 60s and a bunch of crazy teenagers meet in the beautiful island of Hawaii during their summer holidays. Although they come from different backgrounds, they hang out together…
On the Double
American GI Ernie Williams, admittedly weak-kneed, has an uncanny resemblance to British Colonel MacKenzie. Williams, also a master of imitation and disguise, is asked to impersonate the Colonel, ostensibly to…
The Slumber Party Massacre
Trish invites her high school basketball teammates over for a night they’ll never forget when an unexpected guest crashes the party: an escaped psychopath with a portable power drill.
The Chiltern Hundreds
Young Viscount Tony Pym wangles National Service leave on the pretext of standing as a Tory candidate for a local seat held by his family for generations. The request is…
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